For what it’s worth, John Lee Malvo is a way better artist than I was at 17.

And, I guess, marksman.

Though if I were on trial for shooting a bunch of people, I’m not sure I’d be drawing dozens of pictures of my enemies in crosshairs. So I guess I have that going for me. A keener legal mind. Good to have the day I do start taking you all down. Wait. Was that on paper?…

As for my previous post… surely, the whole thing wasn’t caused by referencing Dave “Buster” Heimann (class of ‘93, lone attendee of the reunion) was it? Shame on you, Fr. Harrison, for trusting your students to be discreet gentlemen about a randy reference. Tsk, tsk.