For those of you keeping score at home, I wanted to take a moment to log a personal record for posterity. Between Christmas Eve and Saturday- a period during which I did not feel inclined to stop driving or unwrapping (but mostly driving) long enough to check my email- I received 493 pieces of correspondence, one of which, one of which was not spam.

So, thank you Shruti for wishing me a happy holiday. Thanks also to the makers of Viagra and the Herbal Penis Enlarger for making this a Christmas to remember!

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