GW could start enforcing the death penalty by roasting and eating the hearts of his enemies, but I still just don’t think I’m ready to vote for a guy who left his religion over a goddamned bike path. (eighth paragraph of this article, towards the bottom of just about every other article I’ve read about this guy)

And he keeps mentioning it himself, like it’s not one of the dumber things to say this side of “sharing your bed with little boys you’re not related to is loving and natural.”

“I had to leave my church and seek a new faith. They used the most obnoxious font in the church bulletin. You know those ones that are supposed to look like handwriting? I mean, blech!”