It has just come to my attention that one of my long-lost cousins had a child and named that child McKynzi.

McKynzi.

That “saints’ names only” rule doesn’t sound so bad now, does it? Nobody’s laughing atWilgefortis and Guinefort now! Beats picking a name by mashing on a keyboard.

I mean… I mean… what is this being’s gender? What kind of life is that to have to live?