Now we’re getting somewhere. I did find a candidates-at-a-glance thingamabob. USA Today, of all places.

I also found a quiz that instructively tells you, based on your positions, who you ought to be voting for. I think it may secretly be run by the Kucinich campaign based both on my results and on the lack of the question, “Should the mentally ill hold public office?” Or maybe my results say more about me than I want them to.