Get a load of this crap:
“In Kadisaya, we haven’t found much of this, we look for it on a daily basis,” said company commander Captain Jon Cecalupo.
“This was found hidden in a basket of vegetables they are selling on the market, these are places we usually wouldn’t have looked.”
You’re a professional journalist. Take out your […]

Reuters again:
Silver colored cars are less likely to be involved in a crash causing serious injuries, New Zealand scientists said Friday.
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They did not explain why car color has an influence but said previous research suggested that white or light-colored cars are less likely to be involved in a crash than cars of other colors.
“Increasing […]

Lieberman waited patiently for Gore to not announce a presidential bid before announcing anything. Then Gore didn’t announce anything. Then Lieberman waited some more. Then Gore endorsed Dean. Then the press said, upon news of Lieberman’s drop-out, that he was “slow to start” his campaign.
So, if you were Lieberman, would you or would you not […]

Adult film “actor” Ron Jeremy has a masters in special ed and was a teacher for two years.
Meaning- on paper- there are porn stars smarter than me.
Dispiriting? A bit.
(Porn Star: the Legend of Ron Jeremy available on video store shelves everywhere.)