You know, all day I’ve been reading and hearing easily digested sound bites about the 9/11 commission’s report and what it tells Us, and not one, not one of the stories has just referred readers to the actual report so they can read it themselves.
It’s not hard. I just did it, and I can’t do […]

“I’m this many!”
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“Yes! Four more years! Four more… oop, hang on….”
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The vice president had taught George the principles behind flipping the Constitution the bird, but he still needed to brush up on his fundamentals.

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