also, we rob banks now

Officers: “We want a raise.”
City: “No.”
Officers: “We aren’t writing tickets anymore.”

(thanks to wreinhardt for word of this forward-thinking negotiating tactic)

 
-- jimski, October 28, 2004, 4:17 pm
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