Bush ahead by 2 million votes with 70% reporting. Gephardt’s replacement is a Democrat… and another Carnahan! He and his sister both won, just using the one name between them. At least he was a state rep first. For about fifteen minutes. One day, he even showed up to vote.

On the other hand, if his opponent had showed up on my doorstep I’d have called the cops.

I wonder if the Carnahans are just having one big victory party, with a big Missouri-shaped cake that they slice up and divide amongst the cousins.