My God, Cherry Coke is delicious. Even Diet Cherry Coke.

I’m going to go for it. I’m going to finish off the banana bread.

I think the fourth hour of election coverage is going to be the one that breaks me.

The people have spoken: no one is allowed to charge me for the new goddamned Cardinals stadium without asking me first. So, I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.

Oh! Not so fast, Carnahan: Crazy Bill Federer smells a conspiracy! The computers went down in Jefferson County just as Bill was taking the lead!

Would it surprise me to learn that the Carnahans were perpetrating voter fraud? Mostly, it would surprise me to learn that they have computers in Jefferson County. I just assumed they voted by hocking into one of two spittoons.

Bush is one vote short of clinching. How could he not? A nice, decisive victory. What does Bush act like when he has an actual mandate instead of an imaginary one? We will soon see. You heard it here… too.