They’re at it again!
I am, first of all, a conservationist by no means. I wouldn’t go so far as to say I’m an animal lover; why, the cat unplugged the Tivo again last night, and right now I would put that motherf*cker in a stew pot the first chance I got. But I just saw […]
Monthly Archive January 2005
Why do I always whine, “We never go to the movies anymore”? Clearly, we totally do:
The 2004 Oscar nominations came out today, and I took a moment upon seeing them to wonder, “Was 2004 so lackluster that it became necessary to nominate Jamie Foxx twice? Did Paul Giamatti poison somebody’s dog?” This in turn prompted […]
I had a completely unreasonable love for Johnny Carson. It never even occurred to me that he was mortal.
From: Daniel Markell
Subject: CASTING CALL
To:
Great blog. .
Im the casting Director for a major network, and i think you could be a good fit for a new show.
Just some savy search words on goolgle brought me to this page. . .
give me a buzz or reply if youre interested.
The name of the show is Survival of […]
Nobody has ever spontaneously animated for me before. Besides, I think this is pretty much how it would go down.
I just noticed that every time someone asks me how I like a new job, I always start by mentioning what the closest restaurants are.
girlfriend: how’s your new job working out?
me: splendidly! people mostly leave me alone and believe i know what i’m doing. plus, the office is within walking distance of all kinds of stuff.
gf: awesome.
me: yeah. little fast food places, the only subway in north america that doesn’t take credit cards or tell you that until the […]
I was going to wait until I was satisfied with everything and unleash a blogalanche, but since I’ll never be satisfied I might as well just go for it.
Submitted for your approval: a look back at the jobs and job hunts of 2004. Writing it all down gave me a chance to look back at […]