While watching television this weekend, I frequently saw a new commercial for Ameriquest Mortgage featuring Mick Jagger and the Rolling Stones. Seeing this, I remembered the time I was walking down Washington Ave. when Mick Jagger approached and offered to give me a blowjob for ten dollars.

Well. That never happened.

But you wouldn’t have been that surprised, would you?

The Stones probably get approached to endorse a lot of products. I’m glad to see they went with the mortgage company. That’s pretty rock ‘n’ roll.