life in no particular order:
- VAH still cute, safe in bosom of Holy Mother Church as of Sunday
- moved to new house Friday
- sister moved to different new house 3 miles away
- house pictures taken; anyone cares?
- my commute not impacted; wife’s commute significantly shortened; Household Peace Coefficient increased 27%
- no phone line; phone company comprised of impaired monkeys, possibly heavy drinkers; phone company bureaucracy makes Soviets nostalgic
- no internet access (see above)
- snail mail has crossed over into Postalimbo, the dimension between dimensions, possibly never to be delivered again
- communications hobbled; might as well have moved to International Space Station
- chaos
- disorder
- The Aristocrats is the kind of movie which you enjoy while simultaneously wanting to protect everyone you care about from it
- same deal with “Family Guy,” except “Family Guy” broadcast into every American home; letter to congressman forthcoming
- cat’s reaction to being locked in new home similar to my reaction to being locked in gas chamber
- nearly yearlong backlog of stories I hoped to tell on this site; communications/Yahoo Games blackout may actually give time to write them
- but probably not