I’m feeling nostalgic.

Remember that time right after 9/11 when that bastard started mailing all those people that anthrax? The major news networks and government offices, getting the deadly anthrax?

Man, that guy was a jerk. How much jail time did that guy end up getting?

What’s that?

They never…? Not even close to…? Just sort of gave up trying to…?

Oh. Well. I’m sure he’s learned his lesson, or at least run out of anthrax in the four years he’s been walking around America unmolested. I guess at the time, they were focusing resources more on that other guy. Os… O’Sammy? Osamba? What was that guy’s… man, this is gonna drive me nuts all day now. Help me out: that guy, “dead or alive, you can run but you can’t hide”? I think he sang that song “Mambo No. 5″? It’s been a while. I wonder what that guy’s been up to these days.