Wish you were here.
Wish anything was here.

You see what happens? You bring democracy to the islamofascists, and the next thing you know the ayatollah’s pulling the strings in Pennsylvania.

(thanks to songbill for his diligence)

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if you are allergic to aspirin

-warning given on my bottle of aspirin

FOX NEWS: Now, is it clear that — he had caught part of the shot, is that right?
THE VICE PRESIDENT: — part of the shot. He was struck in the right side of his face, his neck and his upper torso on the right side of his body.
FOX NEWS: And I take it you missed […]

Will made CalicoMonkey.com so that you might have an extra moment of joy in your lives from time to time. Go, and see a site whose owner loves it.

The vice president shot a man over the weekend.
What do you think he knows?
Obvious wisecrack out of the way. Now, a quick lazy one:
Dick Cheney hunting… blah blah shot a guy, thought the guy was a quail… something something, bad intelligence! Zing!
Watch for that last one on Leno tonight.
Dick Cheney was out engaging in his […]

Bush Urges End to Cartoon Violence
This unseats February’s previous headline champion, Ferry Carrying 1,300 Sinks. (”Wow. That’s a lot of sinks.”)

From the Newsweek story “Extreme Victory,” my quote of the week:
The radicals are learning how to massage their message. Nashat Aqtash, a communications professor at Birzeit University on the West Bank, has been tutoring Hamas candidates on the language of modern politics. He says he learned one of his most valuable lessons from watching Bush’s […]

There are devout Muslims all over the world losing their minds right now over a cartoon.
Nice one. Even I know not to draw a picture of Mohammed, and I tried to wear high tops to my church wedding.
My question is this, though: where are those protesters getting all the Danish flags? You live in a […]

The St. Louis Post-Dispatch is finally putting a little elbow grease into their web site, after years of being sort of begrudging and half-hearted about it. They used to distractedly post stories willy-nilly online (without preserving formatting or pictures, almost always with editor’s notes like “make this paragraph bold” still intact right in the story) […]

I am going to see the new Pink Panther tonight. It is going to be great, because I will not pay. Years from now, I will be saying, “I had a great time not paying at that movie.”
This picture will make me laugh every time I see it because looking at it makes me imagine […]

There are a lot of politics on this page. For now.
So I’m listening to the Senate Judiciary Committee’s Hearings on reading my goddamn mail the president’s domestic surveillance program, and Attorney General Alberto Gonzales is being asked to make a case for its legality. In doing so, the attorney general keeps referencing the fact that […]

Have I mentioned that the President’s party controls Congress pretty much completely, and that if he pushed for it– and didn’t even push all that hard– he could by 2008 make it illegal to build a car out of anything other than asparagus and potatoes? I bring this up only because the “four years is […]

To keep our economy growing, we also need reliable supplies of affordable, environmentally responsible energy…. Four years of debate is enough: I urge Congress to pass legislation that makes America more secure and less dependent on foreign energy. (Applause.)
-Bush, State of the Union Address 2005

Consumers and businesses need reliable supplies of energy to make our […]