http://blogs.knoxnews.com/knx/silence/archives/2006/03/missouri_to_get.shtml

Missouri legislators in Jefferson City considered a bill that would name Christianity the state’s official “majority” religion.

House Concurrent Resolution 13 has is pending in the state legislature.

Many Missouri residents had not heard about the bill until Thursday.

No, they sure as **** had not.

Well, looky there! That’s a bill and a half!