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1. Karen Says:
   April 13th, 2006 at 10:20 am

   What is the deal with knocking on my magazine? You know that I am married to Fareed Zakaria (in my dreams)–why rip on one of my man’s publications? How ’bout you attack Playboy like the people in Indonesia?

2. jimski Says:
   April 13th, 2006 at 11:15 am

   What do you think my personality would be like if I got just one more hour of sleep a night?… Indonesian Playboy was a masterstroke, wasn’t it? “Is there an unexploited vein of profit for our particular brand of American decadence?” “What about the countries full of Islamofascists?” “Oh my God, they’ll eat up our Ameriporno with a spoon! I can foresee no problems caused by this decision. You’re promoted!”

   (”Clueful” is silly; “Islamofascist” is one of my favorite words of the last few years.)

   Listen, my Newsweek subscription is paid through to like 2009. No one is innocent here. I wish you and Fareed years of happiness. (Fareed thought the Iraq war was an awesome idea, you know; that must have caused some ruckus around the dinner table!)

3. Joe Hodes Says:
   April 25th, 2006 at 10:27 am

   http://www.adaythatwillgodowninhistory.com or whatever…

   should be called:

   http://www.awindowintothelivesofyoungwealthystlouisansivenevermet.com

   Did you catch that he is a Schnuck (of the supermarkets and the Scrooge McDuck-sized piles of money, and she went to Amherst)?

4. jimski Says:
   April 25th, 2006 at 11:19 am

   I missed that he was a Schnuck, having already decided that he was a shnook. He was the victim of a laser-like tactical judging strike. “What’s this? Click! I judge you! Click!”

   Daring to be excited by their wedding. I showed them.

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