I. wearing the blue trunks:

NEW YORK - After telling an audience that young people today “think work is a four-letter word,” Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton said she apologized to her daughter.

“I said, ‘I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to convey the impression that you don’t work hard,’” Clinton said Sunday in a commencement address at Long Island University….

Clinton spoke to more than 2,000 graduates days after she criticized young people at a gathering of the U.S. Chamber of Commerce in Washington. In those remarks, she said young people have a sense of entitlement after growing up in a “culture that has a premium on instant gratification.”

Apologies/explanations still forthcoming for: calling every young person besides her daughter lazy f***s; ardent, vocal support of the Iraq War; saying George Bush is awesome; having a fundraiser hosted by the owner of Fox News*; being the kind of person Fox News’ owner would host a fundraiser for; blaming society’s ills on freaking video games; pretending to be a Democrat; pretending to have a soul.

II. in the red trunks, or whatever you pay him to wear:

John McCain love you long time.

*Actually, I’d rather hear Fox News explain this one than her.

 
-- jimski, May 15, 2006, 5:06 pm

One Response to “i can’t wait to see if they run against each other, so i know whether or not i have to kill myself”

  1. Greg Says:

    Well, young people are lazy and entitled. But no more so than their parents. Look at the baby boomers. For better or worse, they felt so entitled that they tried to end a war. And they will feel so entitled in the upcoming years that you and I (you being Jim) will have the hell taxed out of us just to pay their social security. Don’t worry, though, Social Security be out of money just as we reach 65. But we’ll be a third world country by then, anyway, thanks to mismanagement by the boomers.

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