Just to be clear: this bill is sponsored by Alaska’s Ted Stevens who, when asked to cut some of his pork out of the federal highway budget so the money could go towards hurricane relief for thinking, working, spending, inventing, contributing human beings, got on the floor and declared, “No! NO!! NO!!!” threatened to resign if he didn’t get his money, and told the press that anyone who didn’t like it that they could “kiss [his] ear” while corpses were still rotting on American streets.
Just to be clear. That guy wants the federal government to make sure it has enough resources devoted to your kitty cat next time.
To further clarify, I have a plan in place for my pet in the event we are stranded in a natural disaster, and it involves the broiler.
To make things less clear: the senate defeated a flag-burning amendment to the Constitution yesterday by one vote. Hillary Clinton voted against the flag-burning amendment. Hillary Clinton wants to ban flag burning. Hillary Clinton doesn’t want to amend the Constitution; she just wants to ban flag burning with a law that stands up to constitutional challenges, so that the Supreme Court is powerless to overturn it. How’s that for an electable Democrat? She can’t be accused of flip-flopping, as she advocates both sides of the issue simultaneously. Hillary Clinton votes in favor of making the veins in my forehead pulse.