For those of you with score cards at home, the above image is Nelly Furtado performing her hit single “Promiscuous” at this week’s Teen Choice Awards.

“Responsible” is the word that leaps to mind.

Take me home, Jesus!

On an unrelated note: did anybody see Outkast on Letterman the other night? They’re pretty much gonna break up about ten seconds after they’re done promoting this movie, right? (In case you missed it, they performed a song from their new album… except Andre Benjamin didn’t. He stayed backstage. He came out to the couch afterwards and told Letterman that he was done with performing. Big Boi actually took out a shovel and tried to dig a hole in the stage just to put more distance between the two of them. In my home 1000 miles away six hours later, I was uncomfortable.)