For your edification, these are some of the ways that people around the web have recently found this site:

MSN: zooporn
Google: keds sneaker fetish porn
Google: how to make a mocha i c
Yahoo: st guinefort
Google: st louis del taco murder
Google: sex slaves deactivation codes
Google: st louis del taco homicide
Google: does hearing the doorbell mean somebody i know will die or has died
Google: ST LOUIS MAN KILLED OUTSIDE DEL TACO
Google Images: coughing
Ask: zealous believer

I love the idea that, goddammit, that guy is gonna find that information about the Del Taco thing no matter how many ways he has to do the search, and he’s going to look as hard as he can without actually noticing that he’s about to click on the exact same site for the ninth time in a row.

See? I wasn’t lying about that Keds thing.

This site is literally #130 in Google Images for “coughing.” That guy is really, really looking for coughing. He is hanging in there.

“Zooporn”?

What’s great is that the site is going to do even better for all these terms now.