Dear CNN,
Today, a small aircraft crashed smack dab into a building in Manhattan (which apparently is still pretty easy to do, so, awesome) and killed either 2 or 4 or 2 or 4 or 2 people. Wait, let me check your site again… 4 people. One of the people who flew the plane or helicopter or dirigible or plane into the building and died was a baseball player. He was famous.

And there were better pictures of him than this. A lot of them.
October 12th, 2006 at 10:20 am
Yeah, that is what I took from the story. A baseball player died, in part, as a result of his choice to engage in a somewhat risky activity. Other people died as a result of sitting in their homes. I wish I knew their names, but they couldn’t throw a baseball fast enough to be important.
October 17th, 2006 at 9:27 am
Check it out:
Plane Explodes Into Home Of Woman Knocked Out In Macy’s Parade