-Iraqi TV has its own Daily Show now, a nightly program called “Hurry Up, He’s Dead” on which a man dressed like Bootsy Collins reads the day’s news.

-My friends in Zombie Squad are now a part of Wikipedia canon. I’m not in Zombie Squad, but I am so happy it exists. It’s a great/hilarious organization that deserves to be handed the keys to the world. I especially like the Wikipedia entry’s “confusion” subsection, because… they really are pretty Method about the whole zombie thing. You can talk to them for a long time, and you truly walk away thinking, “Man… they really think there are zombies. They are ready to take those zombies down. Should I tell them? I probably shouldn’t tell them.”