I have been procrastinating the purchase of a new computer for six months now. In another of the gender role reversals my marriage is known for, my wife has literally been offering me free money since last year to accomplish this task.
“Take the retirement money,” she implores me. “Right here out of the I.R.A. 64, […]
Monthly Archive January 2007
I had a dream the other night. I was working in a small start-up company along with a grade school friend and, for some reason, Josh Flanagan from iFanboy.com. Our boss told us that each of us was eligible for a new position as a writer; the job of writer paid $500,000 a year. He […]
Woo hoo! Crowded House is getting back together!
That’s exciting to me. I am as big a fan as you can possibly be while also not technically realizing that the band has been broken up for 11 years. I mean, I guess I knew the drummer quit, and that the drummer was 1/3rd of the band, […]
Tonight’s top story: your front yard will be filled with shit in ten minutes for no reason.
I’m still in a better mood than I have been in a month.
2007 marks Jimski.net’s tenth goddamn year of existence, so anyone who wants to can join me out on the ice floe.
(Don’t get too depressed: you’ve got over six months before it’s officially a decade. And six months passes totally slow now, right? Right?)
…and my bet is, if you took a long historical look at this site, 40% of all posts have that headline. We go through our emotional blackouts here at Jimski.net. I wish I knew what to tell you; life is good, wife is good, family is good, no reason to complain, but I have been […]
Sorry, still in the midst of crushing post-holiday depression; someone will be right with you.
In the meantime!: the other day, I was listening to Patton Oswalt talking about his favorite Christmas memory, namely listening to the Chipmunks Christmas song on vinyl at super-slow speed (which he said sounded like some middle-aged men singing in monotone […]