While I certainly appreciate the Secretaries of Defense and Labor and All That, I do sometimes wish there was a Department of Just Making Life Better, and that it was a cabinet level position, and that the Secretary was me.
It’s not all about me, technically, but I do think this: as many as seven of […]

Men prepare a meal for enjoyment, and wine makes life merry, and money is the answer to everything.
-Ecclesiastes 10:19
So, how much have you missed me? Don’t be coy.

Watching it many years later on HBO, you would be amazed at the point in Attack of the Clones when there’s still a full hour left. The part I think of as the “big finish” is actually the last half of the movie.
I have more meaningful stuff to write about than this.

ooh, my birthday is right around the corner

Their primary skill is their incredible, catlike stealth.

You might be the most qualified candidate in the history of the presidency, but if your speeches continually refer to your “adoptive mom,” you are not to be trusted. Like Vilsack, I was adopted as an infant. I too have an adoptive mom, whom I typically refer to as “my mom.” Still trying to figure […]

I watched some of the Super Bowl tonight– for work; no, seriously– and I saw that the big postgame TV slot went to CBS’ “Criminal Minds.” Apparently, Dawson from Dawson’s Creek played a serial killer, which is the only thing I’ve heard about this season better than Chevy Chase being cast as a Hollywood a-hole […]

-Guy in prison submits DNA sample to clear his name in murder cases
-Murder convictions are overturned when DNA proves guy’s innocence
-Guy goes home
-Guy is immediately arrested when DNA sample proves guy strangled completely different girl, even though guy was never even a suspect in her death
I picture the Law & Order detectives showing up to […]