Have the contents of any Taco Bell hot sauce packet ever found their way onto food? The drive-thru transaction invariably grinds to a halt over the issue of sauces– “What kind of sauce do you want? Do you want hot sauce? Do you want mild sauce? You don’t want any sauce? Are you sure?”– and I cannot remember a single time in the 14 years since I was introduced to the place when anyone in my presence has ever torn open the sauce packet and squeezed it onto a taco. I can’t even imagine it being important to anyone. “What… what is this? I can’t eat this. Where’s the mild sauce?”
May 7th, 2007 at 7:25 am
My friend, we need to hit the T-Bell soon then, for I only use Hot.
It will blow your mind….
May 7th, 2007 at 8:50 am
the mild sauce is not so mild that’s it’s catsup, my friend.
(and it nicely compliments a soft taco supreme with no lettuce, a nachos supreme with no beans, or one of those little bowls of potatoes and cheese)
May 7th, 2007 at 9:48 am
I am blown away; the world is a different place than I thought it was. In one morning, I have netted two people who use the sauce. Meaning every time I order two tacos and the guy puts 57 packets of it in my bag, I will think, “This is Stockmann’s doing,” as I send them to the landfill again.
May 7th, 2007 at 11:44 am
Hey — I used to use the Fire sauce…then they changed it from “Yummier spicier hotter hot sauce” to “Crap in a Red Packet”.
Then I went to Hot…and it had me at hello…..
May 8th, 2007 at 1:32 am
You make me want to read this out loud and then animate you saying it.