This just came to my attention:

In the Charlie Brown Christmas special, Charlie Brown gets his little tree because he is depressed, since he feels the holiday is becoming overly commercialized and plastic…
…and now they’re marketing a plastic version of it.
How’s that feel? Living in that world?
Get the turkey out of the oven to make room [...]

When I started dating my wife, one of the things I liked the most about her was that we both wanted the same things out of life.
No. That’s not true. We both wanted completely different things out of life, but the differences were so compatible they fit together like Ikea furniture. Each of us was [...]