articles in this category 'random images'


 
-- jimski, August 25, 2007, 11:48 pm

From a product page on Amazon.com:

Did Paul Shaffer do the music for Pirates?
Does Chevy Chase play the undead monkey?
I’ll be workin’ on this one like a Rubik’s Cube for the rest of the week.

 
-- jimski, July 3, 2007, 11:25 pm

Sighted by Bill Michalski on his travels, this poster raises vastly more questions (and gorges) than it answers. Somewhere, someone was eating a taco and thought, “this is good, but I wish it was also a chili dog.” That this is sold in the same venue as cheap alcohol is no accident. What must it […]

 
-- jimski, April 18, 2007, 1:16 pm

 
-- jimski, January 21, 2007, 9:32 pm

“Hi!”
“Seriously, where am I?”
“Anybody? Anybody even looking?”

Just so we’re clear, President Bush feels it’s important that you remember 9/11. So please give that a try.

 
-- jimski, December 17, 2006, 11:31 pm

Some days, like a pet before an earthquake, you just wake up with the sense that something bad is about to happen.

I don’t know what this signifies, but my feeling is that it will culminate in a large battle involving red skies and keg after keg of holy water.

 
-- jimski, November 29, 2006, 1:18 am

What’s wrong with your parents

 
-- jimski, November 22, 2006, 6:51 pm

I wonder: if I could indeed draw, would it occur to me to draw this?

Oh, of course it would.

 
-- jimski, November 7, 2006, 12:08 am

I always liked Peter Porker. You know, the Spectacular Spider-Ham?
 

 

 
-- jimski, November 6, 2006, 10:21 am

 
-- jimski, November 3, 2006, 11:17 pm

If you’re going to make a movie poster out of an image everyone has seen, why doctor it? Isn’t the nudity an essential component of the original image’s point? I didn’t take art appreciation.”We’re a’gonna twangily rage against the machine! Safely. Please love us.”
Speaking of celebrities, image, politics, and offending me: Parkinson’s sufferer Michael J. […]

 
-- jimski, October 23, 2006, 3:03 pm

The new 100 ounce Wehrenbarrel is now available at the movie theater chain throughout the St. Louis area. The 100 ounce drink holder was designed to celebrate the theater chain’s 100th anniversary and is reportedly the only theater company nationwide selling the size. The Wehrenbarrel sells for $8.00 filled with your favorite soft drink. (UPI […]

 
-- jimski, October 19, 2006, 8:28 pm

This clever-enough video is ostensibly a Youtuber articulating his/her anxieties about Google purchasing the site, but to me it really looks like the history of the internet in two minutes. Why, five years ago, Google was the antidote to this sort of thing. ‘member?

 
-- jimski, October 17, 2006, 9:50 pm

gaaaah
too long to curl
eating face
send help

 
-- jimski, October 6, 2006, 11:47 pm

Recently, I had the opportunity to see both of Eddie Murphy’s concert films, Eddie Murphy: Delirious (1982) and Eddie Murphy: Raw (1987), for the first time since I was waaay too young to be watching them in the first place.
(My theory is that, as children of the fifties raising children of the eighties, my friends’ […]

 
-- jimski, October 5, 2006, 12:26 am

writer Joss Whedon + X-Men comics = covers like this

 
-- jimski, September 21, 2006, 7:46 pm

Wild prediction: before the month is out, Captain America will be dead.

Let’s see whether I’m right or not before I say anything else.

 
-- jimski, September 18, 2006, 10:29 pm

All right. All right.
Winding down the week by browsing the news, I took a moment against my better judgement to glance at Yahoo’s Most Popular News Images of the day. One of them was this:

First of all, yes, obviously. “Awwww.” Absolutely. But why? Why? Why is it a news photo? What about it is– bin […]

 
-- jimski, September 9, 2006, 12:28 am

 
-- jimski, August 30, 2006, 12:42 am

For those of you with score cards at home, the above image is Nelly Furtado performing her hit single “Promiscuous” at this week’s Teen Choice Awards.
“Responsible” is the word that leaps to mind.
Take me home, Jesus!
On an unrelated note: did anybody see Outkast on Letterman the other night? They’re pretty much gonna break up about […]

 
-- jimski, August 23, 2006, 3:24 pm

Check it out: this is a picture of the guy who copped to killing Jonbenet Ramsey being taken back to the U.S. You may notice that he is surrounded by about half a dozen law enforcement officials in this picture. What may be harder to see is what is written on their shirts: “Department of […]

 
-- jimski, August 21, 2006, 2:46 pm

WARNING: VINCE VAUGHN IS DECAYING AT AN ALARMING RATE
 
(exhibit A: Swingers vs. today)
The CDC asks that if you encounter Mr. Vaughn, do not drink from his glass or allow him to come into contact with any open cuts.

 
-- jimski, August 20, 2006, 10:34 pm


 
-- jimski, July 31, 2006, 3:06 pm

 
-- jimski, July 20, 2006, 11:10 am

 
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-- jimski, July 14, 2006, 9:39 pm

 
-- jimski, July 6, 2006, 11:43 am

 
-- jimski, June 13, 2006, 2:32 pm

Recently, my wife and I realized a lifelong dream of ours: we cleaned out our two-basements-made-one. Both of us had long been planning to go through the decades of boxes accumulating downstairs when we had a free moment, in much the same way that we have been planning to go get cheap Microsoft stock when […]

 
-- jimski, May 25, 2006, 6:58 pm

 
-- jimski, May 11, 2006, 6:19 pm

I don’t even care about baseball, but things like this make coming online worthwhile.

 
-- jimski, May 6, 2006, 12:03 pm